10 Things that will make you THE SEXIEST MAN IN THE WORLD
1) Have your face carved out of marble by angels.
2) Have little flaws like a lisp when you’re tense/relaxed, a tiny scar on your lip, or a spot in your glasz iris - adorable imperfections which make you even more flawless.
3) Make smoking seem like the most sexual, sensual act beyond slow shagging by looking ridiculously beautiful and cool whilst doing it.
4) Own a jaw line and an Adam’s apple more lascivious than Scarlett Johannsons curves…
5) … and hair so fabulous people can recognize you by it whatever color it’s in…
6) … and hands as big as bear paws and as graceful as lilies at the same time that make people fantasize about feeling them on their skin, everywhere…
7)… and a pout that can make a stone cry, crowned with a Cupid’s bow like painted by Leonardo da Vinci…
8) … and a body so perfect that it looks like a ancient greek statue no matter what suit size…
9) … and a brain so big that you can play Stephen Hawking, Vincent van Gogh and Sherlock Holmes without even acting THAT much, combined with a soul so radiant it shines out of your eyes and an enormous heart…
10) … last but surely not least an ass so beautiful one cannot decide if it looks better dressed or naked…
Praise the Cumberlord…
pulled out 3 pieces of bread instead of 2.
guess I’m havin 3 pieces of toast then….
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The Next Doctor (Christmas Special 2008)
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THE SECOND AND THIRD ONE WHAT THEY DO NOT LOOK LIKE DRAWINGS WHATI didn’t realize I’d drawn this many.
…..these are drawings…..drawings……drawings
Steve once was on a hot date and noticed that a little kid in his date’s neighborhood was having a Blues Clues party, so he pulled the outfit out of his trunk (because he carried it with him everywhere) and crashed the party, giving that little kid the greatest god damned birthday party ever.
I am not making that up, that really happened. Steve is the perfect human being.
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