I'm Mary. I like being bald. and I don't have cancer, just to clear that up.
"If I ask you to wipe out a village, you say 'how high?'"
this is my beautiful car Benedict Harvey Rusty Steed Cumbercar.
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Shut the fuck up gorgeous.
You know how you only see foreshadowing after it happens and you see what led up to it.
There are so many things that leave me going, seriously? What the fuck! How did I not see this coming?
Sharing this pic again because its my favorite one of Elliott (so far)
melthemagpie:
ok this is actually the most intrigued I’ve ever been by him as a person
This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen okay.
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BEST THING EVER WE DON’T NEED ANY MORE THINGS THIS IS THE BEST THING
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You are 23 years old.
Stop being a whiny bitch about taking a fucking SHOWER.
You had time earlier to do it, don’t be mad when someone beats you there.
You were playing a fucking computer game. No one feels sorry for you.
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